You know where you can stick that!

You can damn well do it yourself

You’re a pain in the ass

You must be off your rocker!

You’re very much mistaken there!

You have changed tack all of a sudden

You live and learn

Do you know the number for directory enquiries?

You have cracked it!

You can't always do what you feel like.

You bloody bastard

You stupid tart!

Do you know a good dentist?

You have a bright future ahead of you.

Do you feel like taking a walk?

You have got it!

You're a moment too late.

You made me jump

You have got there!

Do you plead guilty?

You eat with your eyes [first]

Do you have any pets?

You have to wear a helmet when you ride a bike.

You'd better apologise.

You look like a drowned cat